All these years you've been My sweet ass-addicted admirer. Ever since high school popping boners in class sitting behind Me, to following Me around like a puppydog eager to please My needs, you've been hopelessly infatuated with My lady lumps and the way I tease and treat you like the beta that you are. Well now's finally time to address it and earn the moment you've been hoping for! Haha, no, not to bang Me. But you do have the chance to jerk off to the view in person for once instead of at home in your bedroom behind closed doors. Enjoy the opportunity, loser!